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In at the deep end 04-10-2019
A disabled person comes to the swimming pool, and although
he is really badly affected, he limps as best he can to the
main pool, and goes to jump into the water. Just then the
lifeguard spots him, and runs like crazy to stop him ...
But he gets there too late, so he dives in to at least catch
him before he drowns ... To his surprise, the disabled guy
swims like a God, and the master-swimmer ...
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Politics 04-10-2019
A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you
some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee,
so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism".
Your mother is the administrator of the ...
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More Humour 04-10-2019
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked
if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course,
my , ” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful
woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”
“That’s a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that
you need to confess, ...
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points 04-10-2019
points are a joke.....
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? 04-10-2019
He only comes once a year.
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Toilet humour 04-10-2019
Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated
with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first.
“You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact
there’s nothing there”. <br><br>
“That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re
70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives,
eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...
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Dirty jokes ? 03-10-2019
Looking for the best dirty joke of the day? I love a good dirty
joke to light up the day! Let's hear what you got!
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Points 03-10-2019
point points points
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The Lawyer 02-10-2019
A lawyer, had a wife and needed move because
his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, wanted
reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty
finding a new house. When he said, he had , no
would rent a home him because they felt that the
would destroy the place. <br><br>
He couldn't say he had no , because he couldn't
lie (as we all know, lawyers ...
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points 02-10-2019
points points points points points points points.
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More Humour 02-10-2019
A couple had decided to use calculator as a codeword
for intercourse. The man told his to ask Mummy for the
calculator. He comes back and tells him that she'd
said she'll get it soon. An hour later the man asks his
the same thing again and he returns with the same response.
An hour later the woman shouts; "I've found the
calculator". The man shouts back; "Fuck ...
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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? 01-10-2019
Beef strokin’ off. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
... I'll see myself out.
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More Humour 01-10-2019
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin
when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t
ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband
two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...
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limrick 30-09-2019
there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put
in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin
away
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another funny 30-09-2019
what do dyslexic zombies eat? <br><br>
<br><br>
BRAINS <br><br>
<br><br>
ha!!!
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monday funny 30-09-2019
my wife keeps using the word 'mansplaining' wrong
and I don't know how to tell her! <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
ha!
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post youre funniest one liners 30-09-2019
here for a good laugh post your funniest one liners here
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More Humour 29-09-2019
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t
mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into ...
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are you smuggling opiates... 29-09-2019
Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!
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Lets try this one 28-09-2019
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,
'Did you see me rob this bank?' <br><br>
The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then
shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned
to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '..
Did you see me rob this bank?' ...
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More Humour 28-09-2019
After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for
company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are
gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm
done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful
humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's
over, Geoff asks Bob ...
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Senior Briefing 27-09-2019
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager
addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
<br><br>
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds
for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody
caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
<br><br>
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...
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Strange Day 27-09-2019
I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....
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Strange Day 27-09-2019
I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....
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Internet 27-09-2019
I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts
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Bhahahaha 26-09-2019
What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo
bean ????? <br><br>
<br><br>
Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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The points :) 26-09-2019
Just making this article for the points yall sry bout that
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Damsel in Distress 25-09-2019
A man brags about finding a woman strapped to some railroad
tracks and untying her, taking her home and having the best
sex of his life with her. His friend asked, was she cute?
He replies I don’t know I couldn’t find her head.
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points 24-09-2019
points points points points points points.
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sex 21-09-2019
hell yes very
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