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more humour 24-08-2019
In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap
they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower
you pervert"
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More Humour 24-08-2019
I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to
me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....
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Just need a good FWB 23-08-2019
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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More Humour 20-08-2019
One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood
on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed
both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short
Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping
around empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last
night!” the postman says. Bob, in obvious pain, replies — ...
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Camping 18-08-2019
Have you ever had sex while camping? <br><br>
<br><br>
It's fucking intents!
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What is... 18-08-2019
The other side of summer compared the dead of winter?
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text me 502-389-1837 17-08-2019
what kind of bees produce milk? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
boobies
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What 17-08-2019
Is the difference between a ...
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More Humour 17-08-2019
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!
The light goes ...
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More Humour 17-08-2019
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house
told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted
to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes
to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...
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mmm 15-08-2019
iopp
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Humour 15-08-2019
“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist
on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.”
“Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the
medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll
take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid
too, and I’ve got the symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him
and I’ll fix you both up, ...
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joke #1 14-08-2019
<br><br>
?
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Tuesday fun 13-08-2019
I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your
life!!!! ha!
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JOKE 12-08-2019
shootit2me2...
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just another joke 11-08-2019
ere ya go
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More Humour 10-08-2019
HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a ...
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Humour 10-08-2019
My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances
on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling
9. That's the best I've ever done....
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Police 10-08-2019
Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing
machines for use crime scenes. <br><br>
A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit,
we are now able to tamper with the evidence much quicker."
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Humour 10-08-2019
3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better
than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's
free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink
you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'.
In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th,
5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag.
"WOW, " says the ...
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Chicken Licken 09-08-2019
Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.
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Cheesy joke too 09-08-2019
Which is the best cheese for getting a bear of the woods?.....
...... ..... ..... ..... ..... <br><br>
Camembert.
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Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole 08-08-2019
After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his
grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come
out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole.
His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting
the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br>
Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars.
His grandfather laughed and took the ...
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Why did the chicken cross the road.. 08-08-2019
Im sure he needed points!
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What's the difference between hungry and horny? 08-08-2019
Depends on where you stick the cucumber.
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The biggest joke 08-08-2019
The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain
about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non
members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe
they just love to complain about everything?
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What black women like? 07-08-2019
Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny
boys or do they just chase after anything that will give
them the sex which they seek?
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Cheesy joke 07-08-2019
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?.....
<br><br>
There was DeBrie everywhere!
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Magical dog 07-08-2019
What type of has magical powers?..... <br><br>
A Labra-cadabra-dor!
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Water Zoo 06-08-2019
A "Water Zoo"?
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