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Man from Kent 20-07-2019
There was a young man from Kent, <br><br>
's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br>
To save himself trouble, <br><br>
He put it in double, <br><br>
Instead of coming he went!!...
1 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,1.93 Score |
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Points is the name 20-07-2019
Points are the game. Not funny just want the 20 lol
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.66 Score |
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A Funny 20-07-2019
Hope you enjoy this one. I think
it's good...
1 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.82 Score |
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whats the difference between red and purple ...... ??? 19-07-2019
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0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,0.98 Score |
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points 18-07-2019
points points points points points points points.
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Work joke 18-07-2019
My boss said good morning and to have a great day today. So
after that, I went home.
0 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,2.14 Score |
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points 16-07-2019
points points points points points points
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How to get the most points. 14-07-2019
Just curious if there is a better way get points when you
need them?
3 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,3.51 Score |
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Dad Jokes Pt. 2 12-07-2019
If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty
of resisting a rest?
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.01 Score |
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Dad Jokes Anyone? 12-07-2019
Today, my asked "Can I have a book mark?"
and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't
know my name is Brian.
1 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.85 Score |
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hahaha 09-07-2019
hahaha jumble jumble no sense laugh nonsense is not so
funny
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,0.60 Score |
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Sunday Morning Sex 06-07-2019
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house
visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love
on Sunday morning.” <br><br>
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people
nearly 100 years ...
1 Reacties, 57 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,4.15 Score |
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A coincidence 06-07-2019
A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman
and ordered champagne. <br><br>
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
<br><br>
"What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who
added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...."
<br><br>
"It is a special for , too, I am ...
1 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,3.73 Score |
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points 02-07-2019
need more points all of the points.
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.48 Score |
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Lem 28-06-2019
One Lem and his Pa was mending fence off in the back forty
when all of a sudden Lem heard moaning and groaning and spotted
two people in the throws of passion, Pa! Whats them people
doing? Ah, Lem they is just fucking. Pa? Whats fucking?
How old are you Lem? Well near 18 year old Pa, you
know that. Yer all that old and you don't know what fucking
is? You best come to the house with me... ...
0 Reacties, 49 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,1.62 Score |
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hey... knock knock 28-06-2019
.. <br><br>
who? <br><br>
, i didn't know you were a cowgirl... <br><br>
giddy up !
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,1.19 Score |
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a joke for your considertion 28-06-2019
Jesus Christ walks into motel. He hands the guy behind the
counter 3 large nails and says, "Can ya put for the
night?" <br><br>
Hahahahaha gotta love that Jesus! What a character...
...
0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.47 Score |
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oh ms Jamaica 28-06-2019
A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described
by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss
Universe Contest. <br><br>
INDIA <br><br>
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your
country? <br><br>
Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like
labourers. <br><br>
Question: How can you say so? ...
2 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.79 Score |
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friday 28-06-2019
Ok who has a good one to get the day going? lets have it!!!
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.12 Score |
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funny shit 28-06-2019
what's 12" long, hard, and makes a woman scream
in the morning?? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
....S.I.D.S. <br><br>
<br><br>
LOL
0 Reacties, 19 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,1.19 Score |
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Funny 2.0 27-06-2019
When I was a baby I was so ugly my mother never breastfed me
she said she only like me as a friend
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score |
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A funny 27-06-2019
Did you know that if you kick the crap out of a Texan the only
thing that would be left is a pair of boots
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.96 Score |
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poin ts 27-06-2019
points points points points points points
1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score |
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points 27-06-2019
points points points points points points
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score |
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Gross joke 23-06-2019
What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat .
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,2.42 Score |
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Guess what? 23-06-2019
Chicken butt <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
help I need the points
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.47 Score |
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points 22-06-2019
points
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score |
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Points 22-06-2019
Just here for the points.
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,1.30 Score |
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Points 22-06-2019
Just here for the points.
1 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,1.69 Score |
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Friday 19-06-2019
White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar
0 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score |