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tom4u777 57 M 16  Artikelen	More Puns   11-05-2019 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br> 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' <br><br> 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it ... 1 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen, 21 Stemmen ,2.51 Score
tom4u777 57 M 16  Artikelen	Puns   11-05-2019 1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. <br><br> 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . <br><br> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. <br><br> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, ... 2 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen, 15 Stemmen ,3.13 Score
johncumswu 49 M 5  Artikelen	Knock Knock   10-05-2019 Whose there ? 0 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,1.00 Score
tom4u777 57 M 16  Artikelen	The IRS joke!   08-05-2019 Mr Johnson got a notice from the IRS he might be audited, and he should show the local IRS office next Monday morning 10. So, he called his attorney, and the two of them showed the IRS office 10, right on time. <br><br> "Mr Johnson, " the IRS agent said, we have some questions about some of your financial activities. into my office so we can discuss them." ... 1 Reacties, 63 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,3.15 Score
Pal4Perks 63 M 3  Artikelen	Leverage   08-05-2019 Yep, it happened again. I woke up this morning with a piss hard on. Walked into the bathroom, pushed down to piss, and my feet came off of the ground. 0 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,1.99 Score
yng4fun324 33 M 1  Artikel	Who's got jokes?   04-05-2019 Lets here em 0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen
Letzplay2nite693 35 M 5  Artikelen	Irishman   04-05-2019 A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent: <br><br> "You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and ... 0 Reacties, 25 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
Vraag me om een foto Kincade201969 44 M 1  Artikel	Sex Life After Marriage   03-05-2019 It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!! 0 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,1.80 Score
JoeinCortland2 49 M 1  Artikel	So there I was   03-05-2019 So, there I was..... Balls deep; and my sister stops, turns and says "Wow, you know what? You are as big as Dad!" I was surprised, and replied "You know, that's the same thing Mom said." 2 Reacties, 29 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,3.14 Score
whorecurious 63 S 164  Artikelen	Back from Iraq   03-05-2019 A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br> <br><br> I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel out!!! 3 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen, 14 Stemmen ,2.98 Score
whorecurious 63 S 164  Artikelen	A Blonde Husband   03-05-2019 women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a ... 1 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.61 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M 5  Artikelen	Testicles   02-05-2019 An American woman is in the produce department the local supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's testicles!" "Are his testicles this ... 1 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.45 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M 5  Artikelen	Mosquito   02-05-2019 What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it! 1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M 5  Artikelen	Mosquito   02-05-2019 What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it! 0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen
BT614watches 49 M 5  Artikelen	thursday fun   02-05-2019 any one got one I'm out of good ones? 0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.12 Score
BT614watches 49 M 5  Artikelen	thursday fun   02-05-2019 any one got one I'm out of good ones? 0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,0.21 Score
I_BRANDY 75 M 11  Artikelen	little Sally   01-05-2019 Little sally came home from school and told her mother Frankie Robinson was showing his penis while on the playground. Mother tried to respond but before she could little Sally said, it reminded of a peanut. Mother said, you mean it was tiny? No said little Sally, it was salty 0 Reacties, 39 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,2.62 Score
tom4u777 57 M 16  Artikelen	Starts with an F ...   29-04-2019 What starts with an F, ends with a CK and involves shooting foamy stuff? <br><br> Scroll down for the answer <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : ... 0 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen, 16 Stemmen ,2.98 Score
misha925_93 31 M 8  Artikelen	to people who are fake on here   27-04-2019 ^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,0.93 Score
BigDaddy6plus 52 M 5  Artikelen	Corny   27-04-2019 What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"? <br><br> Wasabi! 0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.50 Score
BigDaddy6plus 52 M 5  Artikelen	Corny   27-04-2019 What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"? <br><br> Wasabi! 1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.51 Score
bradwants2watchu 49 M 4  Artikelen	friday fun   26-04-2019 what do you a group of Minnesotan gangsters? <br><br> Oh geez! 0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
B19Ha1rynuts4cks 24 M 6  Artikelen	Points   26-04-2019 All everyone is worried about 0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.09 Score
tom4u777 57 M 16  Artikelen	Sight?   24-04-2019 "I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked his hammer and saw. 1 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.94 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M 5  Artikelen	Pharmacy   23-04-2019 A woman walks into a pharmacy. She marches over directly to the pharmacist without looking another soul. "I want some cyanide to kill my husband! ", she demands. Shocked to his very core, the pharmacist replies, "Lady are you insane? I can't sell you cyanide, and especially not when you exclaimed you want to use it to kill your husband. We'll both end in death ... 0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,4.50 Score