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Best joke today 16-03-2019
A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym
and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's
trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines
explaining which machine builds which specific muscle.
<br><br>
After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking
everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...
1 Reacties, 45 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
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THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS! 16-03-2019
A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was
cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered
in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br>
She pushed him away and said, “I’m cooking dinner!”
<br><br>
“It’ll just take a minute, ” he replied. She agrees
and they head to the bedroom. <br><br>
“Take off your slacks and ...
0 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
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RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH... 14-03-2019
Don’t take this shit too seriously, it’s only for a
laugh... <br><br>
Weight a minute... Who said Vega didn’t like curvaceous
females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I
could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉 <br><br>
Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these
Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they're
the ...
0 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
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Work with mostly men 12-03-2019
A 12 year old girl woke upon a Saturday morning with nothing
to do. Living in a very small town she grabbed a Twinkie for
breakfast on the go and headed for to main street to checkout
the action. Her first stop was the barbershop. She chatted away with
the barber and wandered around the shop. Finally the barber
pointed out that she was getting hair all over her Twinkie.
" I know" she ...
0 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
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You know what's a good joke? 11-03-2019
The IM system. Boy howdy am I original
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
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The points.... 09-03-2019
That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that
never works
4 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
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What? 06-03-2019
How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday?
<br><br>
All of them
1 Reacties, 30 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
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Knock knock 05-03-2019
just kidding this is just for points...no one would laugh
anyways.
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
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Emotional sex 02-03-2019
For the past six years me and a good friend started having
weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every
dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation
last week he confided that he always cries before during
and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for
the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm
i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...
1 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
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Stranded on Deserted Island 01-03-2019
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and
there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. <br><br>
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there
for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and
women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt
absolutely horrible about what she was doing. ...
1 Reacties, 95 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
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A morbid joke 01-03-2019
So I have a friend who has been really depressed lately.
His life is going nowhere, and he has been thinking about
committing suicide. Good thing he is a male, and has a fear
to commit. <br><br>
Do you have any morbid jokes? I wrote this one myself
1 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
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Good Heavens... 25-02-2019
St. Peter is on duty at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where he
meets those who's time on Earth had come to an end and
he decides whether or not they enter Heaven or "the
other place". A woman is the first newcomer for the
day and St. Peter greets her. He asks her "have you
been a good person all your life? The woman replies "yes,
I tried my very best to be good. I went ...
2 Reacties, 113 Bezichtigingen,
17 Stemmen
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At the Funeral 24-02-2019
A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral.
<br><br>
A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket
during the service. <br><br>
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing
the doctor inside, forever. <br><br>
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When ...
6 Reacties, 116 Bezichtigingen,
27 Stemmen
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Cotton Candy 24-02-2019
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br>
He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy
shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br><br>
<br><br> <br><br> The man walks up to the boy and says "You know , it's
really not healthy to eat all that candy." <br><br>
The looks ...
1 Reacties, 83 Bezichtigingen,
17 Stemmen
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oldest 24-02-2019
"They say checkers is the oldest." "Oh, no, poker is older. Didnt Noah draw pairs on the
Ark and get a full house when world had a flush?"
0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
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Otherwise OK 24-02-2019
"Darling you would a be wonderful dancer but for two
things." "what are they, my love?" "Your feet!"
3 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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A Guy Walks into a Bar... 23-02-2019
And orders 10 shots of gin, neat. He slams them back, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
POW!!! all in a row, NO CHASER. The bartender is astonished.
<br><br>
"Holy shit pal, what are YOU celebrating?"
the bartender says. <br><br>
Guy says, "My first blow job" <br><br>
The bartender says "Why didnt you say so? Next drinks on the house, pal" ...
4 Reacties, 53 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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this is a terrible tweeker joke 20-02-2019
How do you know when your girl has done to much dope? <br><br>
<br><br>
Her wet spot cracks back!
0 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
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Cheat Day 17-02-2019
Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed
that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br>
She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob
brought home his secretary. <br><br>
From his hospital bed, Bob is wondering when men will ever
begin to understand women.
3 Reacties, 45 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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Points 14-02-2019
Just here for the points
6 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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Points 14-02-2019
Just here for the points
4 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
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Lorrainia Bobbit 13-02-2019
Have you heard that Lorrainia Bobbit moved to Russia and
changed her last name? Answer!! Too Lorriania Cuts your cockoff!!!
2 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
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the best joke 13-02-2019
whats the best joke you remember?
1 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
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Man ask the Doctor 11-02-2019
Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?"
"How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices
of any kind?" <br><br>
"No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking;
in fact, I don't have any vices." <br><br>
"Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another ...
2 Reacties, 63 Bezichtigingen,
18 Stemmen
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Woman buys a Gun 11-02-2019
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the
clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesnt
even know that Im going to shoot him!"
0 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
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Indoors.. 09-02-2019
It does not matter what the temperature is, it's always
room temperature!
1 Reacties, 25 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
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Question... 06-02-2019
If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of
Progress? <br><br>
Get the point?
1 Reacties, 30 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
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Aricle #1 05-02-2019
Coming soon...will add later on
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
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Fuc'em 05-02-2019
Fuc'em if they can't take a joke!!
3 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
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