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ABOUT POLITICS   29-06-1999

This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby ...


0 Reacties, 54 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,4.45 Score
ANONGUEST 47 M
2  Artikelen
Jokes for U   23-06-1999

Joke#1 An old man went to his doctor and complained that he had toilet problems 'Well, let's see', said the doctor,'How is your urination?' 'Every morning at seven o'clock on the dot'. 'Good. How about your bowel movements ? ' 'Eight o'clock each morning as regular as could be' 'So what's the problem?' asked the Doctor. 'I don't wake up until nine!' Joke#2 A big game hunter was engaged by a ...


3 Reacties, 139 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.45 Score
ANONGUEST 47 M
2  Artikelen
Lord Shiva's wish ( Love automation )   23-06-1999

Lord Shiva granted Manu a wish. Manu : I want my penis to increase/ decrease in size as per my wish. Lord Shiva : Ok. If you clap your hands the size of your penis will increase. Manu : But I also wish to decrease it's size when required. Lord : Don't worry if you snap your fingers the size will decrease. Manu : Thank you ,lord. One day,Manu left his home to visit his friend Raja. On his way he ...


3 Reacties, 124 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,0.14 Score
ANONGUEST 47 M
2  Artikelen
Walking Lane   23-06-1999

Lord Shiva was waiting at the door to heaven. He was to decide posting's of candidates based on their merit. Merit Criteria : 1. If a candidate was faithful to his/her spouse, he/she was given a "Mercedes Benz" to enjoy his life in heaven. 2. If a candidate had engaged in sex with a neighbour he/she was given a "Two-wheeler" to enjoy his life in heaven. 3. If a candidate had engaged in ...


3 Reacties, 126 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.08 Score
I know the truth   15-06-1999

At school a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased ...


0 Reacties, 376 Bezichtigingen, 18 Stemmen ,6.94 Score