[B]I don't do hookups.Don't ask. [I][U]DON'T[/U] send me dick pictures.[/I] If you do either of those I will not reply. That is how I will know you did NOT read my profile.[/B] I am a [U]very open woman[/U]. I am a curvy woman, and I do squirt. However, it is A LOT of liquid, more like a waterfa ll! So, if you don't want to be gushed on ... I love being fingered, I like the feel of toys. It seems like every guy on here loves oral even more than fucking, which is sort of sad. Maybe you are not that guy, lol. I wish there was a category for rarely drinks because that would be me. I am not a weed person and can't be around even the smell, so if you are, we would not match. I have a lot of fantasies, I watch porn, but I am definitely looking for someone who tends toward a voyeur, rather than an exhibitionist like me!

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Please be interesting. Everyone wants to put their tongue on me. I don't really have a good reply to that. Form a line? lol! Not! All I can say is if you want me to engage in conversation with you or actually meet you, say something you think I might answer to.

I have given my ideal person much thought and I know exactly what I want, (in a dream world). I also know he will be worth the wait.
Ideal person list:
Honest
Hard dick when horny
Likes quickies
Adventurous
Would try a nudist resort
Open communication
Lives in Sacramento
Has his own place
Spontaneous, but also a planner
Likes surprises
Monaogamous
Prefer a non drinker, or drinks minimally
Nonsmoker, no drugs
Able and willing to be proactive in taking care of yourself
Real

I am an unusual woman in that I really like fucking, more than I like foreplay, oral or anything else. I prefer missionary. I work from home. An ideal day might be you swing by here on your lunch, fuck me, and leave. I could literally do that with you every day. But then, I would want to see you in other ways too, I am not just seeking that.

I am definitely a girl with old-fashioned dating values and I am not about to engage in any of that until I have gotten to know you and know we will have some great chemistry to expand upon!

Here are some of the sorts of things I'd enjoy:
- Going to Fredericks or Hustler and you pick out things you would like me to wear
- You fingering me outside in semi-public or at a park picnic
- Us playing on Live Stream
- Playing with me while you drive, I'd have a skirt on that I could pull up
- Fingering me while I am cooking (puddle in the kitchen!), then upstairs or the couch for a quicky, then I finish making your dinner!

As you can see, I am full of ideas.