Engineer, photographer, entrepreneur, savant, epicure, Rhodes Scholar, M.D., PhD, MSc, PMP, VIP, & LSD. Member of Mensa, 33rd degree Freema and advisor to the Pope and Ayatolla Homily; speaks seven languages fluently. Served as Moroccan Ambassador to Moscow and on UN Council of Foreign Relations. Dabbles in rocket science, quantum physics and in spare time devised a unified field theory. Peddles Dark Matter and Matter Equivalency explosives on the international black market (while following all AECA regulations). Has authored 15 books, 87 published articles, 23 screenplays, & 114 patents, one a fully functional pocket time machine (batteries not included). Likes to paint expressionist watercolors, write haiku poetry, and has composed 11 major symphonies (plus one opera in Bulgarian). Trained in Jungian psychology and Transactional Analysis, lectures on Zen, practices safe alchemy. Awarded Medal of Honor, Croix de Guerre and the Victoria Cross for bravery in combat. Climbed Everest (twice), swam the English Channel and was knighted by the Queen with the Knight Grand Commander of St. Michael & St. George. (GCMG). Won 3 Olympic gold medals, 6 Academy Awards, the Indy 500, & Kentucky Derby. Heisman Trophy winner. Active in charity work with disabled cheerleaders. Performed Hamlet, met Elvis, attended Woodstock. Claimed Nobel Prize in medicine. Flew the Space Shuttle, addressed the U.N., played the Grand Ol' Opry, sold out Madi Square Garden. Beatified by the Church. A par golfer, master craftsman, and gourmet cook. Broke the 4 minute mile. Consultant to multi- national corporations, brokered peace in the Middle East which lasted a record 18 minutes, Jeopardy champ. Has own peral wardrobe line and puts both legs of pants on simultaneously. Likes dresses too. Certified mechanic, advanced avatar & licensed oracle. Solved the Kennedy assassination. Circumnavigated the globe piloting own Lear jet and luxury yacht. Enjoys ballroom dancing. Enthusiastic skier, scuba diver, & collector of 14th century Moravian tapestries. Plants viris in CRAY supercomputers for kicks. Direct descendant of Charlemagne, hung like an Equus Cabullus & no male pattern baldness. Capable of independently programming a VCR. Black belt in karate. Loves ren and small furry creatures. Recycles. Doesn't smoke, drink, swear, snore, or leave the toilet seat up. Rarely exaggerates. Fully committed to monogamy and family values. Cherishes intimacy. Devoted to maintaining long-term relationships through good communication. Not ashamed to ask for directions when lost. Compulsive house cleaner, does own laundry, never watches football. Well studied in the Kama Sutra and not averse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. Makes a mean latte too. Loves romantic walks along moonlit beaches, weeps at sunsets & dreams of the day when humanity can live together in communal peace & enlightenment. Naturally being such a hip-happenin' renaissance kind of guy leaves one little time for amorous socializing, hence this website. Hopes one day to be considered worthy of the attention of a warm, kind-hearted nymphomaniac willing to share a humble existence. So be not shy oh sweet, young cyber-maidens, send hither your tender e-mail that we might share the bliss of sublime, rapturous interface.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: If you are a soccer mom or a cougar and know that you deserve to be rewarded for all you time you put toward keeping everybody happy, yet for all that you do. After all this is the "season of giving" : )
looking for that woman that is classy with a little bit trashy, but not dis-tasteful.
Wanting that woman that enjoys a fine dinner out, but will slip her panties in my pocket as she returns from the restroom, just to drive me nuts while we finish dinner.
confident yet not cocky.
A woman that recognizes that if the timing is right, she is going to get fucked in the dressing room of the department store or pleasured secretly in the movie theater.
A woman that is equally comfortable dressing for a night out in the limo or tieing their har back, throwing on a ball cap, jumping in the truck and going (anywhere)
A woman that is comfotable with themself and doesnt give a shit about what every one else thinks about them or her current appearance when she is in the comfort zone.
A woman that would never intentionally or knowingly waste a good hard on at the same time knows how to persuade / tease me into wanting to wait for it, knowing good and well that I might grab hold and take it at any time, any place.
20% angel - 80% devil
Sexually and sensual individual that seeks orgasmic recipient to pleasure orally physically and orally ( yes it is listed twice) I gauge my pleasure on the intensity and quantity of your multiple orgasms. If your knees aren't weak and your thighs aren't in a state of uncontrollable spasm then I'm not done.